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Fishin' Impossible
My blog about all my fishing thrills and spills.
Saturday, 8 August 2026
Lost pb
Sunday, 2 August 2026
Am not after carp
Date fished 2/8/2026
6.30am until 10am
The best decisions are made at silly o'clock. 4.48am and I decided I would go fishing.
Float rod, sweetcorn, Tilcon.
In truth, I was after carp. Well, crucian carp. I have wanted to catch one for ages as I have never caught one.
I set up in a swim I have never fished before. I fed some bait and cast out the float. It wasn't long and it sailed away. Striking into what I thought would be an ide. It was not. It headed for the far bank! A proper carp had picked up my single grain of corn on a size 18 and was heading out of Gateshead. I played it around in the open water, fortunately I was not fishing close up to the bushes and soon it was in the net.
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| 7lb 1oz |
More feed and it was a bite a chuck. Have caught many bream from the lake but not many smaller, skimmer sized bream.
Mostly roach followed and a few ide and tench. Playing one fish, I saw a flash of gold. Was this it?
My first ever crucian. I was buzzing.
I stopped the clicker on 24 as my wrist was sore and I needed to rest. I am sure I would of caught a good few more fish, but sometimes you have to settle with what you have!
A perfect morning.
Saturday, 25 July 2026
Tees Barbel (8)
Date fished 25/07/2026
6:45am until 2:45pm
Wednesday, 22 July 2026
Clickbait
Date fished 22/07/2026
13.30 until 16.30
Flexi in the bank, I decided to take some and go to the bank.
I drove to Tilcon as it's less than 10 mins from the office. Quickly chatted to another member, then set up the feeder and cast in, soft robin red hooker on the hair. Fourth cast and the tip spun around. An ide.
Plenty of taps and knocks, but I was getting bored of the feeder. I switched to float fishing sweetcorn and feeding my corn and hemp mix.
It worked and was a wonder bait. For the next two hours it was great fishing. The lake really is fishing well at the moment.
I caught at least 15 ide, maybe 20. I wish I had my clicker as I lost count. A tench, a bream and several good roach.
A double figure mirror carp with a distinctive scale pattern swam right in front of me. I hoped he didn't show an interest in my sweetcorn.
I was fishing fairly close in, one rod, sweetcorn. It could not be simpler. It really was a great few hours.
Eventually the promise of fish and chips for tea was too much and I headed home.
Always time for one more ide though.
I really was glad my bait mixture worked, but I was annoyed I forgot my clicker.
Sunday, 19 July 2026
A picture paints a thousand words (2)
Date fished 19/07/2026
7am until 10am
Hot weather, no school and a son that has joined the workforce. All great reasons to spend a few hours together at the lake.
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| well, something like that. |
We drove up to the lake, armed not only with tackle but more importantly homemade sausage and cheese muffins and pain au chocolates (not home made.)
Tackle
Two float rods, 1 ledger rod. Sweetcorn, hemp, Robin reds and breadcrumb. Hot juice, choco breaks and munchy bars.
Sometimes words just don't do it justice. I will leave you to write your own.
Dad 4 tench
Martha 1 rudd
Rupe 2 tench, 1 roach, 1 rudd
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| My first tench aka Gary |
Sunday, 12 July 2026
Tees barbel (7)
Date fished 12/7/2026
4.40am until 8am
Yes, I watched the football. Yes, all of it.
2.5 hours sleep and a 3.15am alarm. I must love my fishing!?
It was always going to be an early start. In this heat, I wanted my discomfort to be more than that of the fish.
After some minutes sleeping, not that much more than the match itself, I dragged my arse out of bed and headed towards the river Tees. No beers for the match helped, but it wasn't until I put the Argentina V Switzerland game on 5 Live and started to drink my cup of tea, that I felt ready.
I picked a fast flowing swim and rolled some meat. People make it look easier than it is. A few runs through and I was not convinced.
I cast the same weight to the slack water and put the rod down. Instantly it pulled round. Not the barbel I craved but a nice chub of about two and a half pounds. Released without even leaving the water!
I decided to change to paste wrapped pellet next, it served me well on the Nidd. Constant taps, pulls. The lot. I just couldn't connect. I assumed crayfish, however when I finally connected, it was dace. I managed two.
I had seen a kingfisher, heron, eel and otter and it was not even breakfast time for many.
After a few more biteless rolls, I walked around an island and saw a big chub lethargically heading towards a tree for shade. It's back out the water, I could of just netted him.
I took this as a sign that I should go find my own shade, it is likely going to be snory and sofa induced.
Does anyone know if mobile speed cameras always get you??
Asking for a friend. Ffs 🤬


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